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Michel (Je vend mon corps)

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This is going to sound vain... [Jul. 14th, 2004|09:47 pm]
Michel (Je vend mon corps)
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Seriously, can people stop insisting to have sex with me inside my household? There are 2 problems with this:

1.)There is ALWAYS someone other than myself in my house, not an ideal enviroment for sex.

2.)I have trouble maintaining an erection in the same city as my mother, let alone the same household...which probably explains all the sex I have in bathrooms.

So, please stop asking, or I'm going to rip out yours' or my own eyes, Oedipus-style, and Greek tragedies suck, mostly everything Greek does, excluding their guys and gyros.

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[User Picture]From: saracco
2004-07-15 03:01 am (UTC)
guest of honor!!!!! only like 2 more weeks till the bash.... ill try to invite cute gay guys for you!
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[User Picture]From: sundayjew
2004-07-15 03:08 am (UTC)
just remember to tell them i have oral herpes, so no kissing.

(i hope you know im joking...)
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[User Picture]From: saracco
2004-07-15 03:58 am (UTC)
damn i already told everyone.....
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[User Picture]From: wanderingblue
2004-07-15 04:04 am (UTC)
Oh, poor baby.

How I wish I had your problems.

The bake sale is tomorrow.

Love,
Rachel
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[User Picture]From: sundayjew
2004-07-15 04:12 am (UTC)
OMFG LETS LYKE HIT UP MARTHA STEWART 4 SOME BAKING TIPZ! SCANDALOUS! LOLZ!

I still suggest you sell your body to L.A.

<3
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From: wish_beauty
2004-07-15 05:55 am (UTC)
Wow mike..Having sex is that all you live for..wait wait I already know the answer
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[User Picture]From: sundayjew
2004-07-15 06:16 am (UTC)
haha shut up!
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