||[Jul. 18th, 2004|01:37 am]
Michel (Je vend mon corps)
|||||sad because if have aids||]|
Oh. My. God. I'm the illegitimate love child of Bea Arthur and Ronald Reagan.
Also, after countless months of trying to support my addiction to crack cocaine through prostitution, it has failed. So now I am going to become a ballerina.
Also, anyone who has a Louis Vuitton bag, suitcase etc. and thinks its chic should automatically be dragged by Ford pick-up truck until they are no longer living. LOUIS VUITTON IS NOT CHIC, ITS TACKY.
Tonight, I was attracted to a black girl for the first time in my entire life.
I keep on having a reoccurring pirate fetish.
Pirates are fuckin' bitchin'.