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Michel (Je vend mon corps)

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SKJADKJSDJKASHDS [Jul. 18th, 2004|01:37 am]
Michel (Je vend mon corps)
[Current Mood |sad because if have aids]

Oh. My. God. I'm the illegitimate love child of Bea Arthur and Ronald Reagan.

Also, after countless months of trying to support my addiction to crack cocaine through prostitution, it has failed. So now I am going to become a ballerina.

Also, anyone who has a Louis Vuitton bag, suitcase etc. and thinks its chic should automatically be dragged by Ford pick-up truck until they are no longer living. LOUIS VUITTON IS NOT CHIC, ITS TACKY.

Tonight, I was attracted to a black girl for the first time in my entire life.

I keep on having a reoccurring pirate fetish.

Pirates are fuckin' bitchin'.

[User Picture]From: sundayjew
2004-07-18 06:59 am (UTC)
hay s^ my cocoa goddess? (courtesy of "Bringin' Down the House")
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